JAHANAM BUKU AQ !!

Assalamualaikum.,
K nx cite aq ade 1 buke nie.,mmg cntek aq hias haha.,pdhal x cntek mne pon..
dlm buke too aq ade tls ayt2 cnte,JIWANG plx kn.CINTE konon..hehe.,alaa buku
to sjew jew aq wat contEng2 n ade la gax kish2 n cite yg aq gn ex aq dlu tls dlm too
tpy aq ase ksh aq gn die dlu ade la ksh bdoh dlm buke too.,aq benci !aq dh pon tmpal2
cite aq gn die too.,pas2 ari too tbe2 bf aq nx bace plx ape ade dlm buke too,aq pon ge
la coz aq ingt die x kn pat bukak bnde2 yg aq tls yg dh aq tmpal too,upenye die pat
bukak,jdy brok dh buku aq too.,n gy satu die ade la gax ase kcwe ape yg die bace
ksh aq gn ex aq too.,pdhal cite dlm buku too aq sjew jew tls bb nx jge aty ex aq too
n aq ase brslh plx gn bf aq too,mysl aq gy buku too at die.tpy ps2 lame2 too die ckp
x pela bnde dh lame kn so x yah la ingt2 kn gy..nsp baek die ckp cm too lege skit aq tp
aq ttp ase brslh bnyk kali gax la aq mnx maaf,ps2 tdy die croh aq tmpal blek bnde yg
die dh bkak too tpy aq x tmpl pon,aq koyak kn ps2 bakar,n bf aq ckp gax x yah pkr2 ge
psl too,aq mmg ase brslh gle2,nsp baek la bf aq paam tpy dlm buku too pon aq ade tls
aq ckp at ex aq,aq mnkin x ley cnte dn syg an die.,buwekk pdn muke ex aq too !hehe..
n aq taw bf aq ase bngng n die ade contng2 dlm buku aq too.,tpy ape yg die contng too
cntek,aq suke haha..

nie lah bf aq wat.,mnkin die grm dn ase bngng kot bb to die contng2 cm ne.,haha,cantek kn.

nie pon same gax,due2 belah die contng !!

k nie muke dpn buku aq too.,nmpx cm elok jew tpy dlm die dh JAHANAM !!

DIOWG NIE TAK BETOL

assalamualaikum..
ehem2.,smlm an epy gler coz met gan 2 owg gler nie.,haha..mmg smlm KECOH
la lpx gn diowg nie.,aq asik trglk jew bb funny.,yg si muhammad kutuk suraya,
yg suraya kutuk muhammad,klkr gler yg aq at tngah2 dh pning gox diowg nie x taw
nx beckup yg mne satu coz yg sblh nie bestfwen yg sblh nie plx boyfwen adoh2 mmg
pning seh aq at dlm starbox too.,yg si seowg nie plx boyfwen suraya die too plx bisu
aq ckp gn die cam ckp gn tngul,die pon dox wat bdoh jew at stu dgr si suraya brtngkak
gan muhamad.,1 ari sntuk la kite owg lpx brsme.,tpy bf suraya too blik awl coz die
dox kota kn,dh lpx at tampin ps2 balik..

Pas2 blik uma jap x ckop ge lpx.,lpx at kmpung plx tdy at tmpin ps2 lpx at kmpung.,haha
cm2 btol la kite owg nie.,aq gn si muhammad ade snap2 picx bohsn an x derw kjew nx wat
so nie la kje kite owg!thnx pde suraya krne snap kn picx kami yg x BTOL nie.,lpx at kmpung
dox at  TEPI JALAN lak too tgox krte lalu lalang.,krte2 too ciap hon2 ge ape yg diowg hon
kn aq pon x taw.,pdhl muhammad dox aq lak bdri gox jew krte lalu,suraya lak dgr lagu.,best
cgt dox at stu smpy si suraya die x nx blik.,haha btaw pic aq gn bf aq x derw la sesweet kowg2
yg cpl too oke.,tpy law pon kami nie x btol ckit tpy kami gmbire gn idop kami n asenye x
kcaw idop spew2 pon kn n kami nie gax jdy dri kami sndry bkn talam due muke.,bile gn
KAWAN2 prngai laen n bile gan BF prngai laen aq x suke cm too so jdy dri sndry lbh baek dri
jdy dri owg laen.,n best 1 ari sntuk lpx gn diowg nie.,n syg diowg nie sgt2.(MUHAMMAD,n
SITI SURAYA)

nie plx at kampung keru saje jap dox2 at tepi jalan.,x derw kje..

nie time at basten tngo suraya nx bwk die blik.,haha..

laki too bajet cm artis jew.,nyampah aq !!

nie lah owg x btol too,hahaha,tpy die ckp aq yg x btol..

hah nie ge seowg.,x btol die nie..

AKU SOMBONG KE ??

hey semua.,
Ari nie aq ase skit begang !kdng2 aq x paam bile npe owg ckp aq sombng.,aq msh
bole trme law owg x knl aq die ckp aq sombng coz owg too x knl gn aq,tpy aq x ley
trme n x paam bile kwn aq sndry ckp aq sombng!,pdhl aq cm bise jew kot yela
kdng2 aq pon x paam gn kwn aq seowg nie.,bile aq nmpx die aq snyum tpy die law
nmpx aq cm x puas aty n keret jew pndng aq..n tdy aq antr adq aq ge ngaji die ade at
kdai seblh uma aq nie,die jerit at aq "mnyombng la koe!"pas2 aq gah bwk mto aq blz
blik "koe yg sombng ckp owg"! tah ape tah dri sndry slh nx runding jari at owg laen lak
bgng plx aq,pdhl uma die at blkng uma aq jew kot,aq x taw apesal tah die tbe2 nx cam
too.aq bkn nye bwk krete BMW n tnjok2 at koe smpai koe nx ckp aq sombng gn koe lak!

N ari too mase aq lepx gn zirah jap pon,die ade n die brnti at kte owg n aq ckp cm bise2
jew,tpy die pndng aq cm aq nie owg asing n ckp pon cm die too x knl gn aq !eee pnas nye
aty aq nie.,tpy mse too aq wat bdoh jew la.mnkn die ade x puas aty gn aq kot too yg die
cm too.,aq x HERAN la wey law x derw KAWAN cm koe bb aq x kn MATI pon!n slme
nie pon aq bkn nye derw mnx tlong koe law aq dlm kesushan so owg cm koe ckit aq x
HERAN !n aq taw la koe too cm ne suke kutuk2 kwn sendry blkng2 plx too dpn2 x brni
plx nx ckp.,urmm tah la lntk la same koe.,mlz aq nx lyn owg prngai cm koe nie !nty law
aq lyn aq jdy gler,n bile owg tegor taw plx nx MELATAH.,mmpoz la sme koe !!law bole
nx ge kowg2 nie smua tgox picx die.,tpy x yah la kn .,k la mlz nx smbng bnyk !daa..

DAPAT FON BARU

Assalamualaikum.,
Oke aq nx gy taw smlm fon aq too wat hal,btw too pon mem aq NOKIA bise2 jew.,
aq x pkai fon MAHAL bb nye smua fon MAHAL aq dh JAHANAN,GANAS kan aq.,
hahaha.,pnye la aq cket aty smlm cas2 fon too x bole.lalu aq pon ge la taw bf aq fon
aq too dh nx rosk kot,ape mslh pon x taw..sblom too bf aq ade ckp nx beli kn fon tok
aq tpy aq tolak coz x nx ccah an die n aq x nx die buang2 duit yg dh pnt2 die cri smte2
tok aq,aq x suke !knon nye aq ge taw fon aq rosk at bf aq too bb nye aq dh mlz nx
pkai fon,n bkn x suke owg nx beli an fon tok aq suke tpy aq x nk la wat die ssh .biar
la aq jew yg ssh seseowg :'(

Smlm aq plan nx kuar gn shira n bf aq taw aq ckp gn die nx join x die join skly aq lpx
gn shira n sblom too aq maen komen2 gn die tgah ari too die ajx ge beli fon tpy aq x nx
n aq mmg btol2 x nx.ps2 die cam mwa jew.n tros stop komen2 gn aq at fb.,aq pon tros
col die ckp "mwa ye" die ckp "x la.!"die ckp cam too.die tkr topik tnye "kuar kol bpe?"aq
pon ckp la "1.30" "oke nty jmpew ye".,aq pon letk fon mndy smua nx siap2 ps dh siap
jmpot shira at uma die.,kite owg ge at kopitian mkn jap shira blje haha.,suke aq !ps2 bf aq
col tnye at mne die gah tngo aq,aq ckp la gah mkn ajx die skly die x nx !x taw npew..

Dh hbis2 mkn shira blje karok plx 2 jam,sket tekak aq haha.tpy best la lpx gn shira 
n bf aq,ge pon dh lame x kuar gn shira sjk2 die dh bzy kje x derw mse dh nx lyn prngai
aq nie., mklum la die ckp aq nie x btol pnt die lyn aq,bf aq pon ckp cm to gax haizz x pe,x
pe !!n kite owg dox2 la jap at dlm starbox too n mse dox at luar too die cek mcj aq n die ingt
aq pdm mcj pdhl x derw pon aq pon bgng la!aq ckp"nah ambk la fon nie,x yah pkai fon
snang !"ps2 die ckp gn shira "shira koe ambk fon die too,biar die GELISAH x derw fon"shira
x ambk pon pas2 aq ge at shira "nah !ambik la,jap ye nx bkn sim nie,nx bkak sim nie!"shira
glx..aq mjok jap mlz lyn diowg JAAT !saket aty !!

N pas too msok la at dlm box,tibe-tibe bf aq kuar an satu kotak die ckp "nah ambk nie "aq
lak cam sengal2 time too haha.n aq ingt kn nset nokia bise2 bb aq x tgox lps die bkak aq
nmpx kotak too upe nye die beli fon smsung aq tnye die "ape nie?"die ckp "ambik la tok ma"
aq lak ckp la "laaaa npew beli!ma x nk,ma x nk.pa ambk nie pa ge jual blik at kedai too !"
shira gox aq gn die dh nx brtngkak die pon diam tgox jew aq.,bf aq pon mse too bile aq ckp
cm too die wat muke bgang,aq tros pndng tmpt laen.,ps2 die ckp "ambk la kn pa dh beli tok 
ma nie"aq pon mglah la n ckp "yela,yela trme ksh.,(gn ase brslh) nty ma byar blik duit yg pa 
beli fon ma nie ye".,die ckp "x yah la law ma syg pa ma x yah byr ape2 pon"oke aq pon trme
tp aq ttp nx byr gax x kire.,haha.,kite owg pon nyayi la.,oke TAMAT

(aq taw kowg2 yg cpl too pon ade gak bf kowg beli an ape2 jew la tok kowg kn.,aq tlz hanye 

suke2 n smpn sbgai knagan,spew yg ase mluat soie la ye,n spew ya ase aq kecoh.kish plx aq !
yg pntng aq x kcaw idop kowg !!)

NAK KENAL

Assalamualaikum..

Ehem2 dh pgi2 bute nie x ley nx lelep plx mate nie kn,penat dh aq guling2 ats

katil tpy mate x nx gax lelap,ckp gn bobot pon mate stay ge x nx lelap npe gn

mate ari nie x nx tdow ke.,ish ish ish !!oke sbnrnye bkn nx cite x nx tdow tpy cite 

laen sbnrnye.,alang2 x ley tdow mnulis la kjap ye.,x slh kn..

Oke2 brblik ke cite tjok diats k.,tdy aq ge hosptl bwk la si bdax ngek too siti suraya.
nie lame gak laa aq dox at hosptl too dh naek kebas kaki aq,ge awal tpy blik lambt
bb ade owg excdn plx kn,si suraya nie nmpx plx mamat hnsem at hosptl too die pon
cube2 NAK KENAL,pnye la miang kwn aq seowg nie kn,aq pon wat x taw jew la sket
prot aq at hosptl too glx2 kn die.,hahaha klkr gler.oke aq dox at hosptl too smpy la kol
8 lbh kot..

Tibe2 minah nie cket prot plx kate nye die nx ge buang air bsr,mase too die ingt
an mamat too dh blik,lps die ge tndas too aq pon jln2 la kjp ps2 tgok die lmbt sgt plx
mmbuang!ps2 tbe2 aq npx mamat too die dok at dpn tv aq nx tgox tv jdy aq dox la
at kerusi blkng pnye blkng kerusi mamat too,aq mmg sjew langkau an satu derat
kerusi too ps2 mamat too pndng aq,aq pndng die ingt aq nx usha die kot,ps2 minah
too pon dh bis buang die ckp eh mamat too la die pon dox la at kerusi blkng mamat
too..

Lps dh bpe jam dox at stu aq pon ckp la gn suraya 'ge la mnx no die'.,die pon ckp 'x nx 
la malu',aq ckp 'nty koe mysal nty'..die glx jew.aq pon dh pning lyn die nie jdy x btol aq
gox die.,die curi2 dgr mamat to smbng gn kazen die,yg mamat too plx curi2 dgr suraya
smbng gn aq,tah ape tah.lps lame2 too akhr nye mamat too mnx no suraya,dgn senyuman
suraya kasi,adoh2 !ps2 suraya tlis  mcj at aq die ckp 'aq x kn mnysal balik rumah nty' aq
pon glx la,n dh bpe mnt diowg dh knl2 bf aq pon dtg,aq ge taw die.die glx jew n die ckp
suraya mcok air gn aq2 skly kne,n mase too aq ade ckp at bf aq 'i love u pa' suraya gn
mamat too pon pndng aq,aq x taw npew,haha...tpy mamat too kurang asam die ckp aq cket
tpy cam x cket,oke pnat membebl dh.,the end !!

k nie la bdax nget too.,haha siti suraya !!

LEPAX TADY X BEST !!

Assalamualaikum..
Oke tdy aq kuar gn bf aq coz dh lme gler x kuar same2,mule2 an aq ingin aq kuar gn die
jew 2 owg upe nye ade mem2 die 3 owg n bwk gf msing2.dh la gf diowg msing2 aq x knl.
aq pon wat x taw jew la tgor2 diowg pon cm to jew.bb nye aq gox diowg pon cm x ley jew
nx satu kple gn aq so aq wat hal aq n lyn krnh bf aq.,tpy tdy srius x best lngsong lpx gn mem2
bf aq too,dh la msing2 lmbt nx mmpoz naek skit pngng aq dox ats mto lme2.aq dh la x suke
naek mto sgt n uma gf msng2 jauh plx too.aq ase law aq ge srmbn taw pon ge mlake dh smpy
agx nyee,.pdhal msing2 nx gy tmpin jew kot,ngek msing2!

Yela mne x nye kuar uma kol 1.20 ps2 mem2 bf aq too jmpot gf2 diowg ge smpy tmpin
dlm kol 2 lbh n dkt kol 3,SENGAL jew bf aq pon bngang jew gn diowg ps2 msng2 dh set
nx mkn KFC aq x nx mkn KFC!aq mkn tdy pon x kyng bb diowg oder tah ape2 tah,pdhl
msng2 nx mkn seowg sektol jew aym too tpy oder bnyk2 ps2 x hbis! diowg oder ayam
tah bpe ktol tah,kntng putar gn salat to 2 bsr,kntng koreng n air too jew,bkn aq x syukr,syukr
sgt2 tpy tdy diowg mmbzir,aq ase law ambk set gn nsi ambk dlm 4 set too akn kyng kn aq n mkn
pon ley kongsi gn gf msng2 bb diowg pon aq tgox mkn x byk pon.,aym x hbs sroh bf aq hbs
kn spew sroh oder bnyk2 !!bf aq pon wat bdoh jew..

Aq pon ckp laa at bf aq,aq x knyng mkn KCF nie srius time too aq x derw mod nx mkn KFC,
bf aq tnye at aq nx mkn ape,aq ckp mkn aty !die pon ckp dh pndai mkn aty dh skrng nie,aq
wat muke masam aq too at die !eee bngng nyee aq tpy aq mse too aq mch ley snyum ge.,x pela kn..
dh too gy plx karok,aq dh la lpr nie ajx gy nyayi plx..ps2 eee mmg cm bdoh la aq at stu bb aq
lyn bf aq,bf aq lyn aq ..jmpew at uma ge bgos la..dh nx bis karok aq gn bf aq bla n diowg smua
than2 bf aq,bf aq too nx kje mlm la n die nx blek uma nx tdow jap.PANAS aq mase too..
dh smpy uma bf aq ckp x best kn kuar tdy cm bdoh jew diowg too baek kite kuar 2 owg jew.,
aq snyum jew..bb bf aq spndpn gan aq.,sblom too ade snap picx gn die tpy pic too at die plx..
urmm..oke dh pnt mmbebal dh,huhu..

MAKAN MAKAN

hey smua n assalamualaikum ..huhuhu..

cam pelik jew tjok at ats too pcl mkn mkn.,ahh biar la haha,oke aq nx ge taw kn,yg aq 

suke mkn tpy bdn aq x pna nx besr.,hnye berat bdn jew yg naek,huhuhu.bile nx besr 

pon x taw la tpy ade owg byk ckp aq nie bdn kcix..tpy pipi aq TEMBAM wat owg 

grm bile tgox n ase cm nx cubit2 jew.,btol ke..aq tgox bise jew pipi aq nie.,ABAIkan !!

Bnde yg pling,pling aq suke mkn adlh kuehtiaw TOMYAM taw pon kuehtiaw GORENG.,

sedap ape.,bende yg kedue aq suke mkn adlh BURGER haiz law bole tiap2 mngu

aq nx mkn burger nie.,SEDAP la tpy aq law nx beli buger nie aq memlih ckit x ksah la burger

too mahal asal kn sedap tpy law burger mhal x sdp owg too buat mmg aq kn membebl ckp x sdp

dn aq x kn beli ge at tmpt too.,n yg ketige aq suke mkn AYAM GORENG.urmm ayam.yam2.
haha aq dh gler gn mknan nie semua..!oke aq nie jnis yg suke mkn,ari2 mkn,mkn..kdng2 law dh

tdow aq trjge smpt ge too cri ape2 mknan tok als prot aq nie,ps2 tdow blik,haha..trok nyee.ank 

dare ape nie !!

Dan ge aq nie x suke mmbzir law mknan dh ade dpn mate law pon aq dh knyng aq kn pkse 

gax dri aq tok mkn.,yela x elok la buang2 mkn,too law aq mkn at uma owg taw pon at kdai la,
law at uma mknan ley smpan kn..tpy law mkn DOA too x lupe oke.,kdng2 gah mkn tbe2 

lupe plx kan bce doa aq kn cpt2 bace law pon aq dh mkn,tah ape tah aq nie kn.,ape pon x 

bole.,tpy an law aq ge psr mlm aq kn beli LAKSA sedap la LAKSA at psr mlm too,law at tmpt2 

laen aq x kn mkn laksa tpy law at psr mlm jew aq kn beli laksa pakcik too bb aq dh taw laksa 

at pakcik too sedap,law tmpt laen nx cube2 mkn laksa mmg x la.,tkot x kne plx gn lidah aq kn,.

Ge satu aq nie law ade mslh ke,bnde ape2 jew yg mnipe aq.mslh gn bf ke kwn2 ke mslh gn 

nenek ke.,aq x kn pdulik smua too!ge aq lntk la yg pntng aq mkn,haha kdng2 owg nie law 

ade mslh xlalu nx mkn kn n x derw slre nx mkn la nx2 kn ge law gdoh gn bf tpy aq x.,aq kn mkn 

gax bb law x mkn lpr la.,n law prot dh knyng bru la snang nx brfkr pntng taw mknan too tpy kn,aq 

brsyukr bb aq mch ge bole mkn dn fmily aq mch mmpu nx ge aq mkn,cube gox law owg ssh 

too.,ssh taw die nx mkn jdy kowg2 law dh pat mkn too jgn mmbzir taw pon nx memlh sgt k.,

yam2.,mak aq ckp npew la aq cuke mkn kuehtiaw nie..haha

AYAM.,SEDAPNYEE !!

k burger nie nmpx mmg smple tbe sedap !!

nie laksa taw kn.,law x taw,x taw la aq nx ckp ape ..

HARUS KE !!

hey u all smua..
Msty trtnye2 kn ape yg HARUS nyee tjok die ats too..
oke sbnrye tjOk pnjng nyee adlh HARUS ke nx KUTUK-KUTUK owg taw pon
HINE-HINE owg nie,aq prcye at dunie nie smua owg x smpurna .,tpy Tuhan ge kite
akal dn pkrn yg smpurne tok kite brpkr,x paam la ape yg best sgt hine2 owg nie.
dose taw,oke bkn nx crmah la at sni tpy sjew jew nx tlz pcl nie,coz kyataan kn.aq
pon x derw la baek mne tpy aq x bape suke bile dgr owg nx hine2 owg nie,law btol
pon koe x suke seseowg to ckp jew tros trng x yah nx hine2 la,makcik2,abg,kakak n
adik-adik semua.,law aq dgr bf aq kutuk tw ckp pcl owg pon aq kn mwa.,n ckp x
baek biar la owg too cm ne pon,lmpng kang taw la !!haha,too aq ..

Aku ngaku kdng2 bile dlu at skolh lpx gn mem2 aq ade jew bnde yg nx dikutukkn..
tpy law kutuk too aq dgr n aq akn ckp x taw la,biar la die,n aq ley wat bdo jew la
law mem2 aq nx ktuk owg,ksh plx aq!tpy aq mmg btol2 x suke law dgr owg nx hine
owg,koe hine owg cm koe too bgos sgt,law dax2 kcik sklh rndh too aq prcye diowg msty
suke hine bdx2 GEMOK.,nie bkn cabby tpy yg mmg btol2 gmok.,haizz ge aq la gmox too
comel la n cute,dh mmg die gmox biar ye la.,sbok2 pcl owg too gmox npe,x paam.x paam !
tpy kdng2 owg gmok pon ade gax Hine2 owg n kutuk owg !hah too nmenye x sdr dri !!

Oke yg nie plx pcl GAY,LESS,TOMBOI n BAPUK.,law nmpx gologan yg cm ne koe x
suke tgox koe x yah la nx tgox taw pon koe bla jew dri stu nie x,koe ley lpx at stu koe tgox
diowg koe hine2 plx .mnkin ade sbb npew diowg jdy cm to,koe x ley tros nx hukum owg cm
too pdhl nty die yg kne jwp at Tuhan bkn nye koe,laen la law koe ade kne mgne gn die,
law koe ley ge nshat ge la nsht x ssh pon.,law die sdr die akn brbh law die x sdr make biar
la die yg jwp nty bile die dh mati !owg too dh dose yg koe plx ge tmbh dose at dri koe,hahaha..

Yg nie plx pcl owg yg dlm PERCINTAAN,bise la law kuar mcty la nx mnje2,brksh sygs.
alaa2 gedix ckit(tpy bkn aq la) tpy kdng2 psgan cpl nie die x sdr yg owg laen rmai
mmndng dn meluat gn care diowg,hah bile owg x suke tgox make psgn cpl too akn jdy
bahan kutukan la jwp nye !bnde nie akn trjdy bile kite lpx di super market.,shopping.
owg yg kutuk2 kite too x knl pon tpy bise la kn owg mmg x suke tgox owg snang..tpy ade
sestgah owg akn paam dn akn ckp"sweet nye psgn to",to sdp dgr tpy ade owg yg x paam
n sket mate die mmndng die akn ckp"x sdr yg melayu islam tpy prngai x senonoh"!
law koe taw owg too x snonh koe x tgor npe ??haizz.,k too jew la story nye,maaf spew
yg trase !TERIME KASIH ...